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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nancy: Dying? I'll just say no.

Death: Too bad, bitch...I say go.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I don't know about the boozing, but there was that 118-year-old woman in France who gave up smoking at 80. That's my target for backing off on my favorite vices.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Palin will start her bus tour again in the same town on the same day Betty is buried."

That reminds me -- someone better slash the tires on the Westboro Baptist shortbus.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Downy McFistula doesn't take the time to read the posts.

PsycWench's avatar

I clicked on his profile after he started following me to see if he was the troll in question...apparently he liked the "you know who else..." meme and is wielding it on Breitbart. Hmm. Seriously, it is really pathetic for someone to spend that much time and attention for so long trying to troll a website.

The Quirk's avatar

It's like Libertarians; once upon a time it could mean a gun-owning leftist, now it almost exclusively means a wingnut who thinks the Republicans don't go far ENOUGH.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She looked out at the political landscape too often and saw what was happening to her beloved Republican Party. Things like that will wear a body down.

MissusBarry's avatar

I feel ya. Been an independent since I first registered to vote at 18. I did it then because I just didn't fully identify with either party and didn't want to label myself incorrectly. The party pendulum has swung far since then and, while I think my fundamental beliefs really haven't changed much, I now find myself left-of-democrat and diametrically opposed to the rethugs and their reprehensible social positions, idiotic fiscal policy, and general disrespect for truth and decency. Snark fail.

fuflans's avatar

this was exactly my trajectory.

fuflans's avatar

space FUCKING pac!

where is our space FUCKING pac. i am not snarking here. i have said this over and over again sometimes at huffpo.

i need to have a spacepac before i die.

fuflans's avatar

i'm sorry who is laura bush?

PsycWench's avatar

That's true for some people (Michael Jackson) but for others it reminds us of good things that we have long since taken for granted.

PsycWench's avatar

I have an older child who does help a lot, but I naively thought that she also needed to have her own life. If only I had taken inspiration from Sarah earlier.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I think you misunderstand me, Herr Doktor. I agree that sincerity, altruism, and admiration are good targets for sarcasm. Making fun of Trig, Justin Bieber, or Sara Boyle is just plain fun in a transcendental, meta sort of way. It's like Salvador Dali kicking the crutches out from under cripples.

"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him! Then dress the corpse up in an 'I'm with Stupid' tee-shirt and take pictures."