Bikers Save Newtown Funerals From Left-Wing Cult 'God Hates Fags'


Everybody go hug a biker today! Not only did they show up in Newtown to physically block the view of Newtown mourners from the God Hates Fags funeral parade, but they also apparently blocked the sight of "left-wing" protesters ... "left-wing protesters" like God Hates Fags! Wait, what? Take it away,Internet's Second Stupidest Man, the Gateway Pundit, in your tour de force "Conservative Bikers Turn Out to Protect Newtown Mourners from Left-Wing Westboro Cult":

Conservative bikers turned out yesterday to protect Newtown mourners from Democrat Fred Phelps and his Westboro cult from protesting.

The Cochrane Times reported:

Bikers seem to have thwarted attempts by the Westboro Baptist Church to protest the funeral of Newtown, Conn., shooting victim Principal Dawn Hochsprung.

The vocal right-wing Christian group, whose website is, produced a video called “God Sent the Shooter,” and has blamed the massacre on gay marriage. It put Hochsprung’s funeral on its online “picket schedule.”

But there was no sign of the church group, as local newspaper the Newtown Patch live-blogged throughout the day with updates, and reported that people had arrived from as far away as Massachusetts to protect the mourners — just in case.

Bikers from New York formed a formidable-looking wall of motorcyles.

Late in the day the Patch wrote: “Applause erupted in the crowd … as it was announced that members of the Westboro Baptist Church were not coming to protest at the wake.”

(GP Correction: Fred Phelps is not a “rightwinger”, he’s a Democrat. And the Westboro Church is not a Christian group – It is a sick cult.)

It is well known that Fred Phelps has run for office as a Democrat several times.

Shame on the Cochrane Times for labeling him rightwing!

Fox News, apparently, gets its marching orders straight from Gateway Pundit Jim Hoft.

Bikers descended on the town of Newtown yesterday and linked arms blocking the hate group protesters of Westboro Baptist Church from disrupting the funerals. (Free Republic)

Conservative bikers turned out yesterday to protect Newtown mourners from Democrat Fred Phelps and his Westboro cult from protesting.

And he didn't even have to try to fuck a boy, like Democrat Mark Foley! Or fuck a foreign, like Democrat Mark Sanford!

Fox and Gateway Pundit might want to talk to the Young Guns behind Conservapedia, though, and get them with the program. Not cool, Conservapedia. Time to get reeducated!


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