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If I could give you more upfists, to soothe any lingering nausea, I would. The achievement of typing those letters in that order is not to be minimized.

This comes from someone who got excited at the photo, initially, because the orange jacket could've been a jail jumpsuit.

The First Amendment isn't protected at any higher price than tolerating these chiselers.

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I have to wait to see the full results from Ohio first.

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Nice one.

I have to see the Mayan revenge before criticizing your levelheadedness.

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yeah, there's a particularly vicious circle of hell reserved for these folks.

well, in my reading of hell and who gets there.

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It's getting to where you can't keep track of the wingnutz alternate realities without a scorecard.

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As much as "In Phelps' defense" made me gag, your analysis is spot-on. An upfist for Boxing Day.

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I fail to see where you indicated that his decline is President Obama's fault.

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more unskewing reality from the cult of stupidity

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So bikers are conservative? That explains Altamont..

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And Ronald Reagan. IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!

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Wait'll they find out how much God hates stupid.

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Or Santorum. Or any of those organizations with "Family" in its name.

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If someone doesn't start a Fantasy History League, I will be disappointed in all of us.

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It's sad about Humpty Dumpty. He was just about to start his new Fox gig when that awful wall thing happened. The GOP sent in the full might of the US armed forces to fix the problem (horses; bayonets), but oddly enough a huge war did not do the trick.

He's still around, albeit slightly shattered, but recently Ailes issued a new directive to his staff: he wants the Dumpty off the air -- for now. Ailes's orders mean new rules. Ailes's deputy, Fox News programming chief Bill Shine, has sent out orders mandating that producers must get permission before booking the Egg."

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With Satan running the DNC, this all makes sense.

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Right on.

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