Bill Frist To Take Health Care Legislation To Prom, Get It Pregnant

"[The bill] has many strong elements," Frist added later. "And those elements, whatever happens, need to be preserved, need to be cuddled, need to be snuggled, need to be promoted and need to be implemented. But how do you do it? How do you do a lot of what is in this law?"

Yes, how do you get the legislation to snuggle with you? Does it like wine spritzers? We bet it likes wine spritzers. Then take it up to the scenic lookout in your convertible. It will be pretty naive, because it's not even a year old. (GROSS, BILL FRIST.) [ HuffPo via Wonkette operative "weebot"]