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Sounds like Obamer tried to appoint the wrong former Senate Majority leader as HHS Secretary.

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Next Up: The Repeal the Cock-Teasing Health Insurance Reform Bill Act

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Once Frist gets Obamacare pregnant, they can go enjoy a free HCR abortion.

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I thought Frist was a vegetable expert.

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I liked Idiocracy where the president had a theme song, I think after every bill passes they should be able to choose a song on a jukebox.

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Wild Turkey is sloppy sloppy sex that usually involves unwanted body fluids coming into play.

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Just ask them about school or work and listen, that impresses them too for some reason. Oh, and make up a horrible traumatic childhood story and share it with them.

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