Bill O'Reilly's Falafel Thingie Distressed By All The Dicks In The Girls' Locker Room

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Oh dear. Bill O'Reilly has caught the transgender wee wee bug, and he can't stop thinking about those poor, pitiful traditional families, who are just trying to raise their kids the normal way -- you know, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina, and daddy drags mommy down the stairs by her neck, in front of the kids. Regular stuff!

Know what's not traditional? Take it away, Bill:

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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