Bob Woodward, who did something once we guess,continues to be a super awesome guy and not at all a prissy little asshole bitch.

He also told an unflattering, but amusing story about sitting next to former Vice President Al Gore at a dinner, saying being with him was “taxing,” and added, “To be really honest, it’s unpleasant.”

Woodward said Gore pressed him on why the journalist didn’t go after Bush, who beat Gore in the 2000 presidential election, over the war in Iraq.

Gore was a former reporter before becoming a politician, and “he thinks he invented [reporting] also,” Woodward joked in reference to an often misquoted statement that the ex-vice president claimed he invented the Internet.

Haw haw haw haw, see, it's funny, because it's not true.

Lick my balls, Bob Woodward, you smarmy man-shaped pile of cat shit that has been eaten by a dog and then vomited up and eaten by another dog and then shit out and eaten again, forever and ever, in the Circle of Cat Shit Bob Woodward Life.

[Vindy, via Politicalwire]