Bradlee Dean Makes Up History Again, Says Dirty Commies Invented The Word 'Racism' So There's No Such Thing
Wonkette frenemy and weirdchild-thrashing advocate Bradlee Dean just wants you all to know that he is not bothered by all you dumb liberal bigots calling him a bigot, and he has studied up on these matters. On his podcast last weekend, Dean explained that he is rubber and you are glue, because Leon Trotsky made up the word "racism" to smear anyone who is not a communist. That is just plain science and history, and there is no disputing it, unless maybe you do some research, which could take entire minutes.
Dean's wife/cohost -- his new co-host, since the rest of his crew quit -- Stephanie asked him why a recent article called him "anti-gay" instead of "pro-family." Dean explained that before Leon Trotsky, no one ever used language that was politically loaded, but then communism came along and invented unkind words:
This is this rhetoric that comes from Trotsky back in the 30s. Trotsky had actually brought up the word ‘racist’, it was contrived from that devil back then, he was a revolutionary under Stalin. Just saying, responding what to you just asked me pretty little princess, he used the word racist to browbeat dissenters.
We are not sure what's more disturbing here: Dean's apparent belief that Trotsky and Stalin were BFFs, his made-up word history (linguists call this "entomology," which comes from the study of talking trees, or "Ents"), his notion that dissenters under Stalinist Russia were browbeaten by being called "racists" (instead of just being shot), or Bradlee Dean calling his wife "pretty little princess" without any apparent irony. We're going to go with just The Very Idea Of Someone Marrying Bradlee Dean.
Dean continued, explaining this whole mystery further:
In other words, he created the word racism to combat those that weren’t in agreement with their ideology, their totalitarianism. So what they do is they would just belittle them -- by the way, this is what you’re seeing across America today, that is communism from A-Z and it was contrived directly from that devil Trotsky.
Don't you see, pretty little princess? All disparaging language is communist, and there is no such thing as racism, it was just made up by communists. Or something. It starts with name-calling, and ends with an NKVD agent putting an icepick in your skull.
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