Brave Firefighter Suspended For Exercising God-Given Truck Nut Freedom
The mayor of a Long Island village has suspended its fire chief for 30 days -- because he refused to remove a crude set of plastic testicles from a fire truck.
The item is a novelty $24.95 pair of "Bumpernuts" -- colored bright blue -- that had been affixed to the rear end of the rig.
BURN IT DOWN. BURN THIS WHOLE COUNTRY TO THE GROUND. IT'S NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE. [ NYP via Wonkette operative "Steve L."]
One day my pussy will be stuck in a tree, and the fireman will come to my house equipped with his blue nutz, and I will say, 'thank you god.'
Do...your... Balls hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier, Do you balls hang low?