The mayor of a Long Island village has suspended its fire chief for 30 days -- because he refused to remove a crude set of plastic testicles from a fire truck.

The item is a novelty $24.95 pair of "Bumpernuts" -- colored bright blue -- that had been affixed to the rear end of the rig.

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BURN IT DOWN. BURN THIS WHOLE COUNTRY TO THE GROUND. IT'S NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE. [NYP via Wonkette operative "Steve L."]