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One day my pussy will be stuck in a tree, and the fireman will come to my house equipped with his blue nutz, and I will say, 'thank you god.'

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Do...your... Balls hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier, Do you balls hang low?

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Cumming for to carry me home.

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Obviously not the real thing no wonder he was suspended.

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Diseased nutz.

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But blue balls are the color of Christine O'Donnell.

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