BREAKING! Mike Pence Lying Again. For A Change.
Last night, if you read the LAMESTREAM media, or this morning, if you are sensible and wait to get your news from your Wonkette, you learned that Mike Flynn, the disgraced former national security adviser/actual literal foreign agent, had in fact informed the Trump transition team about his teeny little federal investigation, and how he was an actual literal foreign agent being paid by thugs in Turkey to do thuggy Turkey stuff.
Now that's a spicy meatball!
In charge of the transition team that Mike Flynn notified about his teeny little half-million-dollar payday was Vice President-elect Mike Pence.
NBC's Hallie Jackson reports!
But is Mike Pence telling the truth????
Trump didn't know, but Wonkette knew. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
Or you can go here to read the boring version.
Anyway, then Mike Pence lied a bunch about it, and is still lying about it today. Does Mike Pence get to be president?
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