Why isn't she shooting Muslims? Breitbart has been cucked!

So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News story about a "Ms. Veteran America" competition, which the article says is "aimed at showcasing the woman beyond the uniform," and "helping some of the more than 204,000 women currently serving in the U.S. military find their identities," which sounds like awfully liberal-squishy language for the "platform for the 'alt-right.'"

There's a lot of direct quotes from the CBS News piece by Brietbarteer Edwin Mora, presumably so he can say he doesn't really have an opinion about this here pageant, especially since the story often comes dangerously close to noticing that the military experience is not the same for men and women, a point with which the commenters are very displeased.

The annual competition is organized by Major Jas Boothe.

“When people look at my uniform, they see Major Boothe; they don’t see me as a wife, they don’t see me as a mother,” Boothe told CBS News. “We have to somehow erase a little bit of our identities as women in order to blend in and serve in the military.”

Maj. Boothe indicated that Ms. Veteran America has helped her find her identity again.

Through its official website, Ms. Veteran America explains that its annual competition “highlights more than the strength, courage, and sacrifice of our nation’s military women, but also reminds us that these women are Mothers, Daughters, Sisters and Wives.”

The commenters are not pleased, nossiree. In among the "Thank you for your service" and "She can be my clearing barrel anytime" comments, some displeasure (see if you can spot the comments with which we agree!):

  • As a female veteran this kind of divisiveness bothers me. The point of being in uniform is uniformity. In that uniform we all have the same objective. If you don't want to be treated the same as your fellow troops you should find another path. The military isn't designed to cater to feelings, individual needs, personal wants.
  • I like the idea and I don't...... Women want to be equal with men and then proceed to separate themselves. Just as minorities have. More Liberalism on display.
  • "Ms. Veteran America Contest Helps Female Troops". No it don't. Don't dishonor the spirit of your service. Thruout history women have made great warriors. Let that be your goal and your pride. [Username: JohnGalt -- SO THERE! -- Ed.]
  • Ah, beautiful... But would be more beautiful when holding a jihadist freak at gunpoint.
  • “When people look at my uniform, they see Major Boothe; they don’t see me as a wife, they don’t see me as a mother,” Boothe told CBS News. “We have to somehow erase a little bit of our identities as women in order to blend in and serve in the military.”


    get a burh-kah. you are who you think you are, not what someone else thinks.

  • What the hell do they join the military FOR anyway? Making women feel guilty about being stay at home mothers was the first major coup for the Cultural Marxists.
  • What about all those new transgender soldiers with their Army issue red high heel shoes?
  • You people are all morons falling for the feminist BS. Women should not be in direct combat.


    They can be rhaped and impregnated if the become POWs.

    There's no reason why mothers should risk leaving orphaned children.

  • So male veterans aren't Fathers, Sons, Brothers and Husbands?? Why does anyone need reminding that people who serve are more than fighting machines or weapons, but people who deserve full, rich lives like anyone else?
  • Now the military will have to have a LBGT beauty contest too. The military is not allowed to discriminate.

Stupid women. Suck it up and keep fighting. Or stop demanding to be treated differently. Or don't fight at all, you're ruining things. Just... go do lady stuff, OK?


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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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