Bryan Fischer Rears His Stupid Head To Remind Us He Really Hates Muslims Too
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Everywhere you turn, Donald Trump is sucking up all the oxygen in the Muslim-bashing corner of the room, probably because he is just so gosh-darn good at it. But what about all the other people who really hate Muslims too? What about poor also-ran Rand Paul, who last time we checked was polling at somewhere around negative eleventy? Or that lady who bans Muslims from her Ye Olde Murder Tool Emporium? She super duper hates Muslims!
Our latest entrant in the "Hey Hey Look Me Too Look Over Here Me Me Me I Am A Virulent Racist Also Too Pay Attention To Me!" he-man Muslim-hating sweepstakes is none other than our old pal, Bryan Fischer. Fischer took time away from having comically outsized meltdowns over gay marriage to explain that he hates the Muslims so much that he will literally pay for them to go away.
"Let's use American resources to help these people find a home in the Muslim world," Fischer said. "I suggest that we assist Muslims in America with repatriation costs. Let's help them find a home in the Muslim world. They can live in a place that shares the values, that shares their religious principles, that shares their religious practice, that shares their cultural customs. They can be at home, don't have to chafe against our religious liberty, don't have to chafe against our Judeo-Christian values system. They can be at home and I believe we ought to be content to use our resources to help them get there."
Verily, verily, we say unto thee that Bryan Fischer is the very worst at concern trolling. You know he thought that was just the most awesome "gotcha" that he could have ever delivered. How can you accuse him of ill intentions? He is full of Christian sweetness and light. He doesn't hate the Muslims. He just wants them to be happy somewhere that is not anywhere near Bryan Fischer, because Bryan Fischer only likes theocracies run by Christians.
At first, we thought that this might be a cause for semi-rejoicing, because if Fischer is concerned that Muslims are the root of all evil then maybe gays aren't any longer? Except then we remembered that Fischer has no problem hating multiple groups of people and blaming them for all America's ills at the same time. He contains multitudes. Vicious, petty, criminally stupid multitudes.