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Unless I'm very mistaken and I'm not, as I just spent the last hour researching jesus abraham and mohamed. It would appear that muslims accept jesus as a prophet of god but not the son. I spent no time on the Bahai since I'm sure they are just as crazy as all the rest. It does appear that mo believed sin is ok and all men are sinners. He was an insane war mongering blood thirsty sack of shit who ate xtian babies for brunch. He did no good and never did one noble or humanitarian act in his entire fucked up life. So a belief in jesus is indeed part of islam which means fischer and mo are equally fucked up evil self serving lunatics with no discernable differences other than 4 or5 hundred years. Actually I'm done with politics and religion for the nite but I decided to give the Bahai a few minutes of study. I doubt there will ever be any radical murdering breakaway groups from them. They appear to be selling peace,harmony, and an aquarian philosophy. Wonder if long hair is the norm among the males.

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The stomach of a great white shark sounds fitting. Cruel to the shark.

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I'm sure his mighty flock would share some of their despicable federal welfare money to relocate these refugees to the bottom of the arabian sea.

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That picture is creeping me out, maaan. Makes me wonder how many times that was the last thing somebody saw before waking up in an alley with their pants around their ankles...

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So happy he left the PNW. Suck it Mississippi

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The rurals cost us all a lot, and then try to claim self sufficiency

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Glow sticks for everyone!

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Our resources also include our oil that gawd, mysteriously, put under their ground.

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I've heard Menorca is quite nice.

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Tell you what, Bryan--why don't you use your own resources? Go up to the next Muslim family you see and offer to pay them to resettle in another country. I'm sure they will be delighted by the offer.

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Sarah is way ahead of you. Wants to send those native Americans back to Natavia.http://dailycurrant.com/201...

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Red Green libels.

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hell no! . . . too much blood and treasure spent keeping that land.

[ still willing to give them one square inch though . . . as long as they all go there at once ]

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Nope. May be seriously fucked up, but not by nuns. Wiki says he's a Protstant. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Bryan one of those dipshits who believes we can't afford more immigrants because we don't have enough money to take care of our own homeless veterans and other social problems? So where is the money to repatriate Moslems going to come from?

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It's not going to come from the 1%, that's for damn sure.

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