Bundy Militia Dumbass Sorry For Being Dumbass, He Can Go Home Now?
Sean Anderson, a dumbass, was one of the final Bundy militia dumbasses to surrender to the FBI and thus cease fightin' tyranny at the Malheur Wildlife Bird Refuge Thingie in Oregon. And he is like so sorry for what he did, which was be a dumbass, and also he made some really insane videos like the one above when he was at the refuge, which subsequently went viral. Seriously, so sorry, his bad, will not happen again:
Oregon standoff defendant Sean Anderson apologized Wednesday for his video rants that went viral when he was one of the last occupiers at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. [...]
"I was very embarrassed," he said, when earlier this week he watched the videos played in court for the first time.
"I am very ashamed of it," he said.
[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/598285/fbi-video-conclusively-shows-oregon-militia-guy-shot-dead-by-cops-was-not-unarmed-black-teen"></a>[/wonkbar]But you see, he was very scurred! Poor LaVoy Finicum had been murdered in cold blood by the feds, just because he was reaching for a weapon at the time. Anderson thought they were going to murder him in cold blood too! Specifically he said he "heard the FBI was going to come in and kill all of us."
[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/598711/oregon-standoff-ends-in-arrests-disappointment-at-failure-to-spark-revolution"></a>[/wonkbar]And as yr Dok Zoom was live-tweeting the final, ultimately peaceful standoff and eventual surrender, it does sound like Anderson was in severe danger of making #OopsDooky in his overalls.
He saw a helicopter. It made him a-feared. Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore told him it was a Medevac helicopter. He knew it was probably for his dead body!
He saw a bird. It was a scary bird, unlike all the other birds in the fucking bird sanctuary, which Sean Anderson enjoyed. "Chirp chirp!" they would say, and he took it as an understanding between them that he was also saving THE BIRDS from tyranny.
But this was a crow. Crows are not just regular common birds. They are also #Omens. Sandy Anderson, Sean's wife, explained the symbolism of the moment when she pointed out that a group of crows is called a "murder," which is what the feds were about to do to them, probably.
Anyway, the point is he was scared. But the judge says he can go home now to Idaho while he awaits trial, as long as he doesn't use TwitterFace or make YouTube videos, and he's not allowed to "intimidate" his wife, who also faces charges.
Oh, and he's also not allowed to play with ANY militia groups up there in Idaho, how is that even fair? Didn't he say he was REAL sorry?
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