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Melissa McCarthy as Michelle Fiore or bust

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No, no other comments is necessary. "Dumbass" pretty well covers it.

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Cockwobble

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Looks like wherever his chest is thrust out, his belly precedes it by several long minutes. You can see him coming round the corner before you actually see him.

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Sure. Account #, routing #, full name and SSN # if you please...

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*sigh*

It always comes back to the dildos, doesn't it?

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They should've brought more birdshot.

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Well, that's certainly news to him!

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Funny how they scream and rage when they are the only one with a gun at the moment.

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I had trouble understanding him in that video. The backhoe in the background was making way more sense. Was that the one digging the squat spot?

Also, what about that numbnuts 'songster' who stuck his head in in the middle? Was he not sorry for being an equal dumbass?

Wait. This was a trailer for 'Dumb and Dumber 3', right? No? Sad.

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Why are these "patriots" always 300-pound couch potatoes with no education or sex life?

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They should have made him live in the basement of the federal court house.

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Without the gun, they can't speak. No, like, LITERALLY, they go mute and cowardly without a firearm within 5 feet. It's a disability. A real one, not like the ones we liberals make up so we can take their money.

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We should dare him to make that speech in the jailhouse yard, once he's in the pen,

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At least he'll have a use for all the dildos and sex jelly when he's serving time.

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Gary Busey could pull it off better.

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