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phoenix00's avatar

Melissa McCarthy as Michelle Fiore or bust

Unclejeems's avatar

No, no other comments is necessary. "Dumbass" pretty well covers it.

Unclejeems's avatar

Looks like wherever his chest is thrust out, his belly precedes it by several long minutes. You can see him coming round the corner before you actually see him.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Sure. Account #, routing #, full name and SSN # if you please...

Captain Kraut's avatar

*sigh*

It always comes back to the dildos, doesn't it?

Captain Kraut's avatar

They should've brought more birdshot.

Captain Kraut's avatar

Well, that's certainly news to him!

Stein Olsen's avatar

Funny how they scream and rage when they are the only one with a gun at the moment.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

I had trouble understanding him in that video. The backhoe in the background was making way more sense. Was that the one digging the squat spot?

Also, what about that numbnuts 'songster' who stuck his head in in the middle? Was he not sorry for being an equal dumbass?

Wait. This was a trailer for 'Dumb and Dumber 3', right? No? Sad.

Ruka Health Fitness's avatar

Why are these "patriots" always 300-pound couch potatoes with no education or sex life?

chascates's avatar

They should have made him live in the basement of the federal court house.

HazooToo's avatar

Without the gun, they can't speak. No, like, LITERALLY, they go mute and cowardly without a firearm within 5 feet. It's a disability. A real one, not like the ones we liberals make up so we can take their money.

Cismontane's avatar

We should dare him to make that speech in the jailhouse yard, once he's in the pen,

Steven Posey's avatar

At least he'll have a use for all the dildos and sex jelly when he's serving time.

Steven Posey's avatar

Gary Busey could pull it off better.