Bureau Of Land Management Web Page Swaps Out Dumb Nature Pics For Beautiful, Lovely COAL
Beautiful, Beautiful CARBON!
One thing nobody will ever accuse the Trump Administration of: Subtlety. That would explain the new image across the top of the Bureau of Land Management's website, a photo from mining company Peabody Energy of "an 80 foot coal seam at the North Antelope Rochelle open cut coal mine" in Wyoming. It's a significant change for the agency that manages public lands; in the recent past, the site featured a bunch of lame photos of nature and hiking and stuff, which are for pussies, and more importantly don't make anyone rich. Just look at these lame examples from January 2017, August 2016, and way back in 2010 (they used that snow-covered butte background for ages):
BLM is responsible for a whole bunch of things, including most federal lands that aren't national parks or forests (which have their own agencies under the Interior Department. [Correction: The Forest Service, several people have noted, is under the Department of Agriculture. So are food stamps...so maybe the poors can be sent out to forage for themselves!]). BLM is, of course, the same freedom-hating agency that insisted Cliven Bundy pay a grazing fee in order for his feral cattle to wander all over Nevada rangeland even though (in Bundy's head) it's illegal for the federal government to own any land other than military bases and the District of Columbia. So maybe it makes sense, as protective camouflage, for the agency to switch its homepage image to something that better reflects what the Trump administration thinks public land is good for.
Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right?
Bureau spokeswoman Kristen Lenhardt on Thursday denied the timing of the photo swap is connected to the administration's push to promote coal mining. She said the home page photo will now be changed weekly. She said the coal mine photo was already set to be replaced Friday with a new image "reflecting recreation on public lands."
"As part of the BLM's transition to a new website design, we will be regularly rotating the banner with photos that reflect the many uses our public lands have to offer," Lenhardt said.
Sure enough, by Friday afternoon, the BLM website's header photo showed an angler in a stream (Surprise! He'll have to throw the fish back because of mercury poisoning.)
The rotating photo policy doesn't seem to have convinced those tree-hugging environmentalists; Sierra Club executive director Michael Brune said,
What more evidence do you need that the Trump administration wants to pave paradise to put up a coal mine? [...] They are literally trading a photo of families enjoying our most cherished landscapes for a pile of coal. This is one of the most obvious signs yet that they are putting the profits of corporate polluters before the public.
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Sadly for Donald Trump, it's looking like even with the exciting new BLM webpage, the American electric companies that are supposed to start snapping up all those new coal supplies simply aren't interested -- not because the electric utilities have been taken over by radical environmentalists, but because compared to coal, cleaner natural gas and even wind power are far more competitively priced. Also, the utility companies seem reluctant to go whole hog on coal because they expect the Trump enthusiasm for coal to be a blip in longterm energy policies, and utility managers are betting that a future administration is likely to impose limits on carbon production again. Something about real business people paying attention to long-term trends, we guess. That, or they just hate Freedom.
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