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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Lucky we don't charge you. Those coal stack emissions contain lots of valuable minerals and elements. Buncha freeloaders!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

As long as the pizza isn't one of them doughy things from,Chicago.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Was served those once at a restaurant in Mammoth Cave National Park. Canned potatoes?

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cessnadriver's avatar

It's probably not true. Jimmy isn't gay.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And now we have to wait for the ALT_BLM Twitter account to give us the truth.As with all government agencies under Il Douche.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Slightly OT - try getting a reservation in, near, or within sight of Grand Teton National Park, for August 21. There's a single available room, in all of Jackson WY, yours for $1,025 per night.The invisible hand of the market has eclipselepsy.

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phoenix00's avatar

"Please press '4' to make an appointment to Canada's Certified Extreme Veterinarian......"

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Regret's avatar

No! Bad cessnadriver!Only one neologism per sentence allowed!

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Regret's avatar

Cool!

In similar news My mom mailed me about a crowdfunding action to buy a coal-plant to prevent it from being used.https://wijwillenhemweg.nl/...

Sorry, it is in dutch.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I am staying STRICTLY out of this argument.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Funny!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"But Chef! That's just sea robin!"

"So what? Throw a sauce on it and call it Dover sole - that asshole won't know the difference."

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ez's avatar

You can grab 'em by the Poutine.

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cessnadriver's avatar

I am a bad person. Ask anyone.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Let's be fair. "Satan put fossils in the earth" is one theory, and it could be right. But some scientists, with great credentials from cereal boxes, do think that fossils were laid down during Noah's flood. That could also be right. It's not quite settled yet.

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Jesse4's avatar

You were right to wonder.I've got some very nicely preserved plant fossils from another coal mine not far from where that picture was taken. The shale the fossils were in was baked by an ancient underground coal seam fire millennia ago so it looks like earthenware out of an artist's kiln or something.

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