Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
Hey y'all! We know we promised you that we would stop with the Roy Moore now that Doug Jones is a senator, and we found his "Jew lawyer" (whoops, turns out there's another one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer, and apparently we are writing about THAT at ya later today!) and his son Carson is a hottie icon with dagger eyes, and things are happy and omg go away already, Alabama. Honey, we get it. But please indulge us this little bit of happy, because Leigh Corfman is suing Roy Moore for defamation, and we are so here for it.
Leigh Corfman, who claimed that former Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore molested her when she was 14 years old, has filed a defamation lawsuit against him.
The lawsuit, filed Thursday in Montgomery County Circuit Court, also names Moore's campaign as a defendant.
Moore and his campaign committee have defamed Ms. Corfman, repeatedly and in all forms of media, calling her a liar and questioning her motivation for publicly disclosing that Mr. Moore sexually abused her in 1979 when she was a 14-year-old high school freshman and he was a 32-year-old assistant district attorney.
It's kinda cool that they call him "Mr." Moore, since he's not a "Judge" anymore, or God forbid a "Senator," isn't it? It's also cool that when Leigh Corfman announces she is doing a lawsuit, there's an actual lawsuit, unlike some people who still haven't sued all the women, but are totally doing this other thing now.
Also, too please notice that this actual, real, and filed lawsuit includes "Moore's campaign as a defendant." You know who that means? That means his campaign manager Rich Hobson, campaign chairman Bill Armistead, attorney Benjamin Dupre, strategist Dean Young, and spokeswoman Janet Porter.
Aw yeah, that glassy eyed, anti-abortion-anti-gay activist Janet Porter, who, when she was speaking for Roy Moore, told Poppy Harlow that Doug Jones's dingo would eat her baby, and who we remind you is still from Ohio and not Alabama, even when she gets real twangy and stupid.
Now she is going to have to schlep back down here again so that the Alabama courts can ask her just exactly what the fuck she meant when she went on Anderson Cooper and compared Roy Moore to a Duke lacrosse player being lynched by all these paid off ladies, with help from the Washington Post, George Soros, Doug Jones, all the gays, transgenders, Mitch McConnells, abortionists, felons, and the DNC, hmmm?
In contrast, Ms. Corfman who is from Alabama, and seems pretty reasonable to us, explained why she decided to do her lawsuit this way:
The decision to sue Mr. Moore and his campaign committee was difficult, but they need to be held responsible for their actions," Corfman said in a written statement to AL.com. "Mr. Moore sexually abused me when I was only 14 years old. Then he and his campaign called me a liar and immoral when I publicly disclosed his misconduct. They ignored my requests to stop attacking me and to acknowledge the truth. Just last week, after the election, they filed a lawsuit in which they once again called me a liar. By this lawsuit, I seek to do what I could not do as a 14-year-old--hold Mr. Moore and those who enable him accountable.
Anyway, the lawsuit lists "11 instances in which Moore publicly denied Corfman's allegations or denied knowing her altogether." Now maybe we'll get to see if ol' Roy will put his hand on a Bible this time, and say all that again. We think he just might?
Before the lawsuit, Ms. Corfman wrote an open letter to Roy Moore and asked him nicely to cut the shit, get her name out of his mouth, and say he was sorry that he had not only acted like a total perv, but was also a damn dirty liar willfully furthering the pain of his accusers (allegedly).
Leigh Corfman was also getting tired of all the death threats, and not being able to go to work. Based on all the homegrown lunacy that was posted in public, think for a second about the kind of person who might privately threaten to come after a woman for daring to say "a man like Roy Moore" would do pervert stuff on her when she was 14. Now, triple how bad you're thinking that sounds and you'll start to get close to the kind of crazy shit we imagine Leigh Corfman has gotten to deal with for the last couple of months.
But Roy Moore did not care, he kept on and acted even worse. So now Roy Moore is so sued and we hope he loses. Also, we believe the women, and you specifically Leigh Corfman. We are sorry and we thank you.
Now check out this lawsuit: