Now would I say something that wasn't true?
Upvoted for a shrewd use of Borat riff.
Rim shot.
RELEASE THE KRA -- oh, never mind.
I saw this earlier. The man suspect appears to be a local well-known drunk.
The Etowah County sheriff doesn't believe for a minute this was some sort of dumb, redneck retaliation over her being mean to the Right Honorable Reverend Judge Mr. Moore.
Well, he can't pick rags behind the mall because he's banned from the mall.
I thought Moore's election was inevitable, and I wrote a little song in his honor. What the hell, here it is.
Oh, I'm glad I'm not In the land of cottonKiddy diddlin' there Is just forgottenLook away, look away, look away, in horror and shame
Ol' judge Roy Is very simmlerTo his idol, Heinrich HimmlerGet away, get away, get away, pedo man
He'll pound the BibleFor some votesHis copy of itIs just the Cliff's NotesRun away, run away, run away, hypocrite
He'll tell some liesAnd cast aspersionsHe'd really like toFuck some virginsgo away, go away, go away, and don't come back
Let this be a lesson to you, Roy. Don't let your (alligator) mouth write checks that your (hummingbird) ass can't cash.
Better!
Works for Trump too. Beautiful.
Oh great! Now I'll have this song stuck in my head all day.
hope he has to pay till his eyes bleed
True, but I think 6000 or so years old would make earth too old for him to be interested.
Very, horribly true.
I hear they're doing good things.
Simmler/Himmler! Upvoted.
At which time the local indigenous people would treat him...unkindly.
It's a special asbestos Bible. And he inhales as he turns the pages.
Upvoted for a shrewd use of Borat riff.
Rim shot.
RELEASE THE KRA -- oh, never mind.
I saw this earlier. The man suspect appears to be a local well-known drunk.
The Etowah County sheriff doesn't believe for a minute this was some sort of dumb, redneck retaliation over her being mean to the Right Honorable Reverend Judge Mr. Moore.
Well, he can't pick rags behind the mall because he's banned from the mall.
I thought Moore's election was inevitable, and I wrote a little song in his honor. What the hell, here it is.
Oh, I'm glad I'm not In the land of cottonKiddy diddlin' there Is just forgottenLook away, look away, look away, in horror and shame
Ol' judge Roy Is very simmlerTo his idol, Heinrich HimmlerGet away, get away, get away, pedo man
He'll pound the BibleFor some votesHis copy of itIs just the Cliff's NotesRun away, run away, run away, hypocrite
He'll tell some liesAnd cast aspersionsHe'd really like toFuck some virginsgo away, go away, go away, and don't come back
Let this be a lesson to you, Roy. Don't let your (alligator) mouth write checks that your (hummingbird) ass can't cash.
Better!
Works for Trump too. Beautiful.
Oh great! Now I'll have this song stuck in my head all day.
hope he has to pay till his eyes bleed
True, but I think 6000 or so years old would make earth too old for him to be interested.
Very, horribly true.
I hear they're doing good things.
Simmler/Himmler! Upvoted.
At which time the local indigenous people would treat him...unkindly.
It's a special asbestos Bible. And he inhales as he turns the pages.