127 Comments

Upvoted for a shrewd use of Borat riff.

Expand full comment

Rim shot.

Expand full comment

RELEASE THE KRA -- oh, never mind.

Expand full comment

I saw this earlier. The man suspect appears to be a local well-known drunk.

The Etowah County sheriff doesn't believe for a minute this was some sort of dumb, redneck retaliation over her being mean to the Right Honorable Reverend Judge Mr. Moore.

Expand full comment

Well, he can't pick rags behind the mall because he's banned from the mall.

Expand full comment

I thought Moore's election was inevitable, and I wrote a little song in his honor. What the hell, here it is.

Oh, I'm glad I'm not In the land of cottonKiddy diddlin' there Is just forgottenLook away, look away, look away, in horror and shame

Ol' judge Roy Is very simmlerTo his idol, Heinrich HimmlerGet away, get away, get away, pedo man

He'll pound the BibleFor some votesHis copy of itIs just the Cliff's NotesRun away, run away, run away, hypocrite

He'll tell some liesAnd cast aspersionsHe'd really like toFuck some virginsgo away, go away, go away, and don't come back

Expand full comment

Let this be a lesson to you, Roy. Don't let your (alligator) mouth write checks that your (hummingbird) ass can't cash.

Better!

Expand full comment

Works for Trump too. Beautiful.

Expand full comment

Oh great! Now I'll have this song stuck in my head all day.

Expand full comment

hope he has to pay till his eyes bleed

Expand full comment

True, but I think 6000 or so years old would make earth too old for him to be interested.

Expand full comment

Very, horribly true.

Expand full comment

I hear they're doing good things.

Expand full comment

Simmler/Himmler! Upvoted.

Expand full comment

At which time the local indigenous people would treat him...unkindly.

Expand full comment

It's a special asbestos Bible. And he inhales as he turns the pages.

Expand full comment