Can We Make A Stupider Headline About Kate Middleton's Pregnancy Than The Daily Caller's? Let's Try!


Daily Caller entertainment editor Taylor Bigler, as if that is even a name, is there anything going on in the world today that you might like toweigh in on? Oh, we guess you did right there, up above, in that screenshot. "Kate’s middle is gonna weigh a ton: Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant." Can we make a stupider headline than this? Probably not, right? We can but try.

  • Matey Katie.
  • The Princess Has a Scone in Her Lorry.
  • Will.i.Man Enough To Knock Up Some Chick.

Nope. Couldn't do it. Couldn't make a headline as stupid as the Daily Caller's. We apologize for letting you down.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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