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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

OT trivia, but you know how Eskimos are supposed to have dozens of words for "snow", because they're ass-deep the stuff 24/7? Brazilians have 2,000 words for cachaça. For a similar reason.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If we go 24 hours without <i>something</i> about nekkid ladies, we're overdue.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So <i>that's</i> where all the Vi@gra jokes went to.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Soon as they get back from their religious holiday. (They tend to call in, err, "religious", on Mondays.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

After my seventh mojito, they started leaving me alone. Not sure why.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm sure there was a gland of some sort on her mind.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The first Plantagenet King was Henry II. The Tudors replaced the Plantagenet kings when Henry VII beat Richard III in 1485. Henry IV was the first King of the House of Lancaster. The Tudors were of that branch of the Plantagenet family, albeit through an illegitimate line.

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Mahousu's avatar

Nah, they'd probably just cut his nose off, like the Byzantines.

The Byzantines did ears sometimes too, but if the kid ends up with Charles' ears ...

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's not like "mother of the current Monarch" is that difficult of a concept, and while the part about having once been Queen Consort is a little more involved, it doesn't really come up that often as most of the time the monarch's mum will have been Queen.

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bobbert's avatar

At least this is identifiably Wonkster.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

You have my deepest sympathy. May I respectfully suggest that you resolve to never, ever, write anything about the bloody Windsors again? I, for one, would be in your debt.

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Bezoar's avatar

Is Taylor Bigler related to Dirk Digler?

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fuflans's avatar

since wonkette is under repair i am rewatching daily show election week coverage / karl rove refusing to admit defeat.

i could re-watch 'shine a light' but i just did that on saturday.

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