Check Out Eliot Spitzer's Amazing New On-Air Chemistry!
This thing is debuting October 4 and will be called Parker Spitzer, which is what all good trailer-park Americans are naming their children these days, because they saw some celebrity name their child that. Will we get to witness these amazing Spitzer sports comedy stylings we see a glimpse of at the :45 mark EVERY NIGHT? For the future of American political discourse, we can only hope. [CNN]