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Chinese Toys Laced With Date Rape Drugs. Yup.

this'll learn 'emChina, the world's largest frat house, is continuing to try and kill and/or rape our innocent and nubile children. U.S. safety officials have recalled 4.2 million Aqua Dot bead toys, the gateway drug-toy to anal beads.


According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, "Scientists have found the popular toy's coating contains a chemical that, once metabolized, converts into the toxic 'date rape' drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxy butyrate." Good catch, Safety Commission scientists! Although maybe next time, figure out that toys are raping children before allowing them on the market:

In the United States, the Washington-based safety commission said it has received two reports detailing the severe effects of the digested beads.

The CPSC said a toddler "swallowed several dozen beads. He became dizzy and vomited several times before slipping into a comatose state." The toddler was hospitalized and has since fully recovered, the commission added.

Unfortunately, the victim does not remember the previous night's gangbang with G.I. Joe, Barbie and a bottle of Cuervo. Viva Aqua Dots!

Toy contaminated with 'date rape' drug pulled [CNN]

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