China, the world's largest frat house, is continuing to try and kill and/or rape our innocent and nubile children. U.S. safety officials have recalled 4.2 million Aqua Dot bead toys, the gateway drug-toy to anal beads. According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, "Scientists have found the popular toy's coating contains a chemical that, once metabolized, converts into the toxic 'date rape' drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxy butyrate." Good catch, Safety Commission scientists! Although maybe next time, figure out that
Chinese Toys Laced With Date Rape Drugs. Yup.
Chinese Toys Laced With Date Rape Drugs. Yup.
Chinese Toys Laced With Date Rape Drugs. Yup.
China, the world's largest frat house, is continuing to try and kill and/or rape our innocent and nubile children. U.S. safety officials have recalled 4.2 million Aqua Dot bead toys, the gateway drug-toy to anal beads. According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, "Scientists have found the popular toy's coating contains a chemical that, once metabolized, converts into the toxic 'date rape' drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxy butyrate." Good catch, Safety Commission scientists! Although maybe next time, figure out that