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Chris Matthews: Dems Love Illegals; Show Me the Birth Certificate

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What's Chris Matthews been up to the last couple of days? Oh, just looking for a conservative talk-radio gig. Here he is saying Democrats have decided to do nothing about immigration reform because they love illegal immigration so much. And that Obama is going after those who hire illegal immigrants only because he wants the Republicans to let him have more illegal immigrants, or something. Huh? And also Chris Matthews now needs to see Obama's birth certificate. Hmm.

Sure, seems sort of logical! But those people are not logical, and will just say the birth certificate is fake, so it is not logical.

The Democratic Party is luring illegal immigrants here with promises of Pennsylvania U.S. Senate jobs, jobs that SHOULD belong to Chris Matthews, because he can find the common ground on this whole birth certificate thing. [MSNBC]

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