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Christine O'Donnell Reminds Everyone She Still Wants Some of Their Money

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Oh, look what nonsense is filling up our inbox already this morning! Unemployed sorceress Christine O'Donnell is out and about grifting with the pros these days, hawking her new memoir that some Tea Party guy thinks you should buy out of "love and support" for this person you had almost entirely forgotten existed until she started whining to everyone again that she still does not have that job America owes her. Christine knows all about our founding fathers, probably not like someother unemployed grifters you may have heard about, and would you please reward Christine now?


Oh but hey, look what other super grifting technique Christine O'Donnell has learned from the more successfully unemployed failure queen Sarah Palin: don't be afraid to make vague, half-assed implications to anyone who will listen that "somebody" is thinking about a presidential run, and then wait for the PAC donations to pour in full-stop. Donate to ChristinePAC, because she is thinking about not running, maybe.

Haha,"ChristineOD." It's like she magically knows how we feel about her! [ChristinePAC / Twitter]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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