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Remember how Salem treated witches, back in the Colonial days...

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The only trouble she's had so far is finding a job.

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'troublemaker' is better as a studio run by Robert Rodriguez.

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Is that the one where Christine O'Donnell and Snookie get in a fist fight, then get drunk together and sing "America the Beautiful" off-key, then take a shower together? Or did my male friends make that up?

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You have to love a man who wrote "And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior; every knack being, by practice, capable of improvement."

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I notice the above passage references COD as moving back into the "limelight"; is there something you want to tell us?

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He certainly doesn't have any issues with pubic hair.

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Why isn't she working on FOX? Not blond enough?

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We ODed on her last year, but thanks anyway.

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