Congratulations, Mitch McConnell, You're Wonkette's Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2016!
Better Yertle than Squirtle
Yr Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award usually just automatically goes to Ted Cruz, because he is, after all, Ted Cruz. But in 2016, Cruz and a bunch of the other usual suspects (Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, and some other people, it was so long ago) were either busy campaigning to save America from Donald Trump, or, after Trump won the R nomination, campaigning to get Trump elected, so they did even less legislating than usual. And of course Antonin Scalia went and died, giving Mitch McConnell the historic opportunity to be the very first Senate Majority Leader to lead his party in not doing its damned job for nearly a whole year, because that is the tradition he just made up while Scalia's body was still cooling. And what a historic dereliction of duty it was! Over and over again, we heard that it was the Senate's solemn duty to not even consider holding a hearing on Barack Obama's nominee to replace Scalia, because, after all, "the American people" needed the chance to weigh in on who should appoint the next Justice.
Mind you, Elizabeth Warren had an answer to that nonsense way back in February, immediately after the inaction commenced:
Senator McConnell is right that the American people should have a voice in the selection of the next Supreme Court justice. In fact, they did — when President Obama won the 2012 election by five million votes.
Article II Section 2 of the Constitution says the President of the United States nominates justices to the Supreme Court, with the advice and consent of the Senate. I can’t find a clause that says “…except when there’s a year left in the term of a Democratic President.”
Mitch McConnell knows who is to blame for Russia hacking the Democrats. Would you guess ... BARACK OBAMA?
Mitch McConnell has a thing to say about racism, and that is "vote Trump!"
Oh, certainly, he disagreed with what Trump said. It was not a nice thing to say. Everyone came here from somewhere else. But did he think the party of Lincoln should support a man who'd say such things? Quoth the Shitmuffin: "I think the party of Lincoln wants to win the White House."
That's some party of Lincoln, isn't it? Congratulations on your Legislative Shitmuffin of 2016 Award, Sen. McConnell. We hope it's of some comfort to you when President Trump decides he doesn't think you love him enough, and decides to ... well, it's Donald Trump. We have no earthly idea what he'll do.
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