Our modern-day Bill Clinton -- you know, because Democrats + Boners + Twitter = Modern Day Bill Clinton -- is giving a press conference now, about his weiner. He tearfully acknowledges that he maybe took pictures of his groin, with his iPhone or whatever, and sent them to a lady. And now he must resign or be put in prison or something, because that's how justice works, and everyone is so gross.

While we prepare yet another post on this topic, here's a picture of Weiner and some Republican congressman getting blown by goats together: