Our modern-day Bill Clinton -- you know, because Democrats + Boners + Twitter = Modern Day Bill Clinton -- is giving a press conference now, about his weiner. He tearfully acknowledges that he maybe took pictures of his groin, with his iPhone or whatever, and sent them to a lady. And now he must resign or be put in prison or something, because that's how justice works, and everyone is so gross.
I don't find Fox Nooz to be insufferable at all. I never watch it. It's like a vampire...it can't hurt me if I don't invite it in.
Please be aware that Mr. Christie never photographed his penis. This photo was merely depicting a popcorn shrimp or two that Mr. Christie dropped at lunch, which had gotten lodged in a fold of skin. Only one with a mind in the gutter could imagine the subject was actually his crotch area.
It is taken from off center, but to me and my harem of hundreds of women, that's exactly what an erect schlong looks like in the right kind of boxers. But I don't mean to brag.
In contrast to the Congressman, there's a picture of my erect penis floating around out there on the internet that I'm actually really proud of.
Anonymous sources connected to Breitbart's conservative blogs acknowledge that he is a deeply closeted homosexual who is "into some pretty weird stuff." The sources say that he has been obsessed with Rep. Weiner and the photo alleged to be of him in tight underwear.
It is not intended to be a factual statement. Probably all true, though, and it will have to do until we get the real story of the tantalizing missing video of drunk Breitbart.
LIke we needed a pointer to know that Weiner is a leftie.
Perfect.
Best post in this whole frickin' thread! LMAO!!!
yeah your mrs is exactly right.
for this lady at least (and this lady has been in many compromising positions) there was no question he was lying.
i remember thinking this AM: i'm really glad that weiner story has disappeared b/c he's hiding something.
sorry boys, we know.
this is just a sex scandal. this is not watergate.
WTF?
I don't find Fox Nooz to be insufferable at all. I never watch it. It's like a vampire...it can't hurt me if I don't invite it in.
The Betty Ford clinic has glass walls?
Please be aware that Mr. Christie never photographed his penis. This photo was merely depicting a popcorn shrimp or two that Mr. Christie dropped at lunch, which had gotten lodged in a fold of skin. Only one with a mind in the gutter could imagine the subject was actually his crotch area.
Thank you for not making an issue of this.
Spokesman for Gov. Christie
It is taken from off center, but to me and my harem of hundreds of women, that's exactly what an erect schlong looks like in the right kind of boxers. But I don't mean to brag.
Well, to be honest, you usually need to put on a show on a livecam to actually get laid. Hmm, where the hell did I put that QuickCam?
In contrast to the Congressman, there's a picture of my erect penis floating around out there on the internet that I'm actually really proud of.
Duh Guv'Nor said "And I know my American history.”
I'm sure she does. What she doesn't seem to know is everyone else's American history.
Now we know the Congressman dresses on the left.
So?
Anonymous sources connected to Breitbart's conservative blogs acknowledge that he is a deeply closeted homosexual who is "into some pretty weird stuff." The sources say that he has been obsessed with Rep. Weiner and the photo alleged to be of him in tight underwear.
It is not intended to be a factual statement. Probably all true, though, and it will have to do until we get the real story of the tantalizing missing video of drunk Breitbart.
C'mon, Ken.
Here's to our next erected official!