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Cussy PA Police Chief Calls For Armed March On Tyrants, 'Cleansing' Country Of Libtards, In Unsuccessful Bid To Write For Wonkette

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It is too bad Wonket does not allow comments, because if it did, surely Gilberton, Pennsylvania,Police Chief Mark Kessler would make the cut! He could come and tell us how we worthly wonket scum take it up the ass and need to be "cleansed" from the country (as Dems, liberals, and "liberal news agency's") because Hitler, and how we are him.


We feel like maybe Mark Kessler, the police chief of Gilberton, Pennsylvania, is unclear on the nation-cleansing concept? Anyway, here is a thing that Gilberton, Pennsylvania, Police Chief Mark Kessler wrote!

“I’m calling on all true Americans, all militia members, all true oath keepers to assemble, be ready to march on a tyrannical county government right here in Schuylkill county Pennsylvania, democrats are the true enemy of our country, our freedoms, our constitution, along with liberal news agency’s , liberal news reporters, much like hitlers nazis , time we clean these antiamerican thugs from office,” he wrote.

Also, and we are not kidding, he is a member of the local schoolboard.

Who else does Mark Kessler, Gilberton, Pennsylvania, police chief, think it would be hilarious to murder with his gun today, but only because of his freedom of speech?

Oh, just Nancy Pelosi. That's okay, though, because really, is she even human? We are thinking she is probably more like "life unworthy of life."

Hilariously, Gilberton, Pennsylvania, Police Chief Mark Kessler stops short of calling for armed revolt -- "If you fucking maniacs want to turn this into an armed revolt, knock yourselves out. I’m not about that," he says -- which makes Mark Kessler, Gilberton, Pennsylvania, police chief, less crazy than Adam Kokesh.

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