Daily Caller ‘Reporter’ Blames AG Eric Holder for Metro Pickpocket, Lack of Minority Report Pre-Cogs

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Very funny and extremely handsome man Matthew Boyle, who does not at all look like he secretly installs toilet-cams in Foggy Bottom Starbuckses,made a funny with which he is very smugly pleased, judging by his sexpot lady journo Twitter pic.


Perhaps you, the clever and hilarious Wonkette commenter, can help him with a better punchline with which to blame Eric Holder's Justice Department for not having known in advance to send a Metro policeman to a crime that had not yet taken place, and also Obama, because.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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