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Good for you (doing something bad for you, that is). (While doing something good for you) The two-minute hate will be postponed.

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It's her own fault for traveling in a DANGER ZONE per the 2010 Tea Party Hoveroundapalooza travel tips.

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Now, if her rug had been urinated upon...

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No, only those days ending in Yyyyy-yhine.

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Some of us are trying to live our quietly desperate lives, here. Keep your depressing physical superiority to yourself. kthnx.

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Eric Holder is the sole law enforcement for the entire district? He needs a raise!

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i wonder if matthew boyle has ever gotten laid?

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so i see today is 'pasty hypocritical white tool' day.

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maybe you all should stop calling eric holder to testify before congress and then he would be more available to walk the metro beat.

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