Hey, Wonkaroos! We know you're all just watching the Big Gummint Shutdown clock -- when it reaches midnight, don't forget tokiss a couple billion dollars goodbye -- but in case you're in the mood for a distraction (and god knows we are), here's one of those comments that Yr Wonkette does not allow. Enjoy it with some of those cakes we like.


Our unhappy camper writes in response to our story last week on the Big Yell At Barack Obama To Submit to The People For Arrest Party, scheduled for November 19. We made fun of the notion that deranged sorta-lawyer Larry Klayman could get a million morons to march on the White House, which led an irate patriot to leave the following comment, in which he neatly skewers the utter hypocrisy of all liberals and especially Wonkette's Gary Legum, with whom Irate Patriot is very Irate:

You mean like the Democrats do "All" the time Gary Legum? You mean like the Marches "You" people have where you wear your "Terrorist Scarves" around your faces to hide your "Identity" while you and others like you, "Trash" Private Stores by "Smashing the windows and "Stealing" their "Merchandise" and then there is my favorite "Turning Police Cars over and setting them on "Fire" after taking a "Dump" on them. Is this what you speak of "GARY"!!!!

Irate Patriot saw a YouTube video of the 1999 WTO protests in Seattle once, and it has never, "ever" left him.

We must hasten to add that this writer does not call himself "Irate Patriot" -- whatever moniker he chose for himself (we feel fairly safe in assuming this is a male writer, for some reason) is lost to history, because he deleted his commenting account within five minutes of his comment going to moderation, as all first-time comments do. This did not please him. A minute after the manifesto above, he added:

Omg! This site is run by the Liberals. They only allow those whose messages they agree with to be posted.

And then after a few more minutes:

Since this website does not believe in "Freedom" of Speech except for those who are Liberals, I will remove my account from your site and go somewhere where "Real" Americans can give their opinions.

Gosh. What a loss. And to think, we could have had a commenter here whose familiarity with the first amendment is second only to his mastery of capitalization and quotation marks. Then again, who are we to say? Maybe it's just eleetest English teachers who say they're not supposed to be used for "emphasis."

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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