Did Robert Mueller Send James Woolsey To Cross Streams With Trump At Mar-A-Lago? We Are Just Asking!

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A very long time ago, in January, ex-CIA director James Woolsey, who served on the Trump transition team, up and quit doing that entirely. He didn't explain much about why, but said he was "uncomfortable" continuing in that role, and that he had been shut out in recent days. (We like to think, because we are optimists, that MAYBE he quit because he was legit uncomfortable with the crazy shit we shall detail below, the FBI got to him and were like "DUDE, what the hell," and he was like "I know.")

A few months later, in March, he suddenly remembered he attended a meeting in September 2016 where actual literal foreign agent Michael Flynn and some Turkish officials hatched some sort of extremely illegal plan to kidnap Turkish cleric Fethullah Gülen from Pennsylvania and send him back to Turkey for a good murderin'. Woolsey said the discussion was "suspicious" and "concerning," but he wasn't sure it was a "concrete plan," so, you know, fuck it. (Did you know Woolsey was on the board of the Flynn Intel Group, Flynn's lobbying firm? He was! )

To refresh you, Turkish dictator Recep Tayyip Erdoğan blames Gülen for a failed coup against his government, and therefore hates him more than Taylor hates Katy.

On November 8, 2016 (election day), Michael Flynn published an op-ed in The Hill about how "Our ally Turkey is in crisis and needs our support," explaining that, despite what you heard in the fake news, Erdoğan is a sweet kitty cat of a dictator, whereas Gülen is a RADICAL 'SLAMIC (he's a Sufi) and also a total dick who pals around with the Clinton Foundation, and therefore he needs to go back to Turkey, for a good murderin'.

In mid-December 2016, Flynn met at the '21' Club in New York City with Turkish officials, where he discussed a more detailed plan that would pay him and his Pizzagate-loving moron son Michael Flynn Jr. up to $15 MILLION US AMERICAN DOLLARS, to kidnap Gülen and send him back to Turkey for a good murderin'.

In January of 2017, Michael Flynn was named THE ACTUAL NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR OF AMERICA, up until he was fired, supposedly for saying fibs to Mike Pence. (Sure. And James Comey was fired for being unfair to Hillary Clinton. YOU BETCHA.)

Considering all these facts, we are very curious WHY THE FUCK WAS JAMES WOOLSEY EATING GUMMY BEARS AND CROSSING STREAMS WITH DONALD TRUMP AT MAR-A-LAGO ON THANKSGIVING WEEKEND?

Tell us the things, Natasha Bertrand of Business Insider:  

James Woolsey, the former CIA director who has been cooperating with the special counsel Robert Mueller, had a "lengthy conversation" with President Donald Trump over dinner last weekend at Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort.

Who what why now?!

Woolsey, as Bertrand noted above, is cooperating with the Mueller investigation and is obviously a witness who is absolutely drowning in Michael Flynn's treason sauce. As Woolsey and Trump dined, Flynn's lawyers were cutting off contact with Trump's lawyers, a sign Flynn is in the process of making some sort of deal with Mueller, either to flip on Trump or save himself or save his son, or some combination of all those. We know Mueller has enough evidence on Flynn and his dumb kid to lock them both the fuck up. (By the way, Flynn's lawyer met with Mueller's team on Monday.)

So ... What was James Woolsey, Flynn's former board member and former Trump transition official, doing within a 300-mile radius of Mar-a-Lago? Let's see what his spokes-dork says:

Oh fuck off. James Woolsey is not serving Trump in any capacity, so his allegiance right now should probably be to the truth and to America, and not to Michael Flynn or the ne'er-do-well puss-grabber Russia installed in the Oval Office. The actual presidents Woolsey served would be appalled.

SO! WHAT WERE THOSE TWO FUCKERS TALKING ABOUT AT MAR-A-LAGO?

A little light obstruction of justice while recovering from a turkey coma?

Or maybe he was wearing a wire for Mueller? It could be, you don't know .

Natasha Bertrand notes that Woolsey was also present for a second meeting with the Turks in September 2016, the day after the one we mentioned above that made him so "uncomfortable," where he "pitched a $10 million contract to two Turkish businessmen to help discredit" the cleric Gülen. Sounds to us like all these fuckers , Flynn and Flynn Jr. and Woolsey, were setting themselves up for a big ass payday.

Is it possible Woolsey was the first one flipped and he went down to sunny Florida on a mission from Robert Mueller? Or did they just talk about muscle cars and hot girls named Ivanka?

We are just asking, because seriously, what the fuck ?

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[ Business Insider ]