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Hitler was Person of the Year.

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And dummkopf kept getting confused as to what was literal and what was code. ("When you say 'pass the turkey,' Jim, you mean, you know, the thing next to the stuffing, or the thing next to Armenia?")

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It's always about the money with these turds. Woolsey got paid.

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That was my thought. He was there to try to talk Drumpf into resigning.

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Trick question?

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something ... something ... GREECE.

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But it was not in Constantinople.

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I'm getting dizzy. Maybe I'll sit down in the Ottoman.

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If you ask The Giant Orange Fucktater if he's a lying liar who lies a lot? He'll threaten to kill you by twitting you on your twatter. I swear! Would I make something like that up? He's just plain mean...and also lies all the fucking time.

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Woolsey AND Louis Freeh! Both insane-o-crats during Clinton. Who IIRC hated Clinton and deliberately fucked up their agencies. That could be a slight oversimplification. 😁

More likely Woolsey tipping off Trump than wearing a wire.

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Memorably played by Orson Welles.

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One of the GREAT portrayals of any historical figure.

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Back story which many people might need: Up until a few years ago, Erdoğan and Gülen were best pals, working together against Turkey's military-secular Deep State (Turks invented the term) which had kept Islamists out of power for ages. Gülen sent his disciples into jobs in the Turkish civil service to work in favour of Erdoğan's AK Party. After the AK Party became the dominant force in Turkey, Erdoğan decided to cut the Gülenists out of their share of the spoils of victory, and became SHOCKED and APPALLED sir to find out that this Gülen cult had infiltrated the State! People say that last year's abortive coup in Turkey was organised by the Gülenists in revenge, and I don't find that unreasonable.

The essential thing is that Gülen is a religious conservative who just happens to have fallen out with the other religious conservative who now runs Turkey. Also, it bugs me when we call Erdoğan a dictator. He's an authoritarian asshole but he's not all-powerful yet and he could be defeated in an election - he's won elections fair and square because a majority of voters (even in the Kurdish areas) agree with his agenda. He's a more legitimate ruler than Trump.

Imagine if Pat Robertson's disciples had infiltrated the federal government to help get Trump elected, and then Trump decided to cut them loose and Pat Robertson had to go into exile for fear of his life. That's Gülen.

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Read "Trump's Russian Laundromat" in New Republic, July 13, 2017. A fascinating examination of Donnie and his relationship with Russia.

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Liberals are tax and spent. Conservatives just spend.

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Now its Istanbul, not Constantinople.

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