Did You Know I Almost Died From Marijuana Once? And Other Happy Nice Time Stories


Boy haveI we been busy at Happy today!

First, Erik Schlittner puts Noah and Cesar Chavez head-to-head duking it out for your movie-watchin' dollars. Who will win? Noah and THE CREATOR? Or Cesar Chavez and Evil Nixon and Evil Ronald Reagan? Si, Se Puede! Un Pueblo Unido ... can never be divided! Etc!

Second, I LITERALLY almost died once from marijuana, I am not joking. Betsy Rothstein, you will probably like this one!

Before that, I asked why everyone is so mad about the Google bus. Many of you answered!

Your comrade Mojopo threw a party in your mouth, in Test Kitchen, because we are disgusting. There is ham.

Someone complained about this guy complaining about his Airbnb orgy. We get it dude! You do not like not being invited to the Airbnb orgy in your house! Enough now!

Arrissia Owen Turner recapped Parenthood. Jesus, what a thankless job that must be. More shit goes on in that show than on Downton Abbey!

Dok watched Jon Stewart watch CNN.

And Lindsay Lohan is busted, in Sideboob!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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