DO NOT Meet Us In St. Louis!
Y'all, the #wonkebago et mort, at least for today, and possibly for the next two weeks depending on "parts" and "bullshit." We'll let you all know about Wichita and Denver!
In the meantime,
UPDATE! The mechanic in Terre Haute says to keep on truckin', there's nothing he can do and we should be fine, and if not, we won't be. But we're not going to try to make St. Louis. If you've already sent us cashish, thank you dears, I'm putting it toward "we are a tiny bit under this month because you all gave last month instead," and if you haven't given us money, you DON'T HAVE TO. (But you still can.)
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.