192 Comments
User's avatar
Wonky Magoo's avatar

they all appear to be made of Lego in Cheapistan.

Crystalclear12's avatar

I was lied to, adulthood sucks!

Crystalclear12's avatar

No, everyone knows he named it Windows because that's what you throw it out of.

SomeBigRedDog's avatar

A dog has a credit card!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Bob Mueller. He's the one!

Tetman Callis's avatar

Good to hear you're on the road again.

This wasn't your situation, precisely, but it came to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Ωbjectifier's avatar

You do not want to get the Wonkabego up to 88mph.

puredog's avatar

When you're a star, she lets you do that.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

from having 3 of them over the years, it is a good bet the transmission is made of dried pasta and duct tape...

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Pay day tomorrow so some extra money coming your way

EdR's avatar

You've got it wrong. Most of the time it is a "coolant leak".