Y'all, the #wonkebago et mort, at least for today, and possibly for the next two weeks depending on "parts" and "bullshit." We'll let you all know about Wichita and Denver! In the meantime, and also A safe place for you to give Wonkette money. UPDATE! The mechanic in Terre Haute says to keep on truckin', there's nothing he can do and we should be fine, and if not, we won't be. But we're not going to try to make St. Louis. If you've already sent us cashish, thank you dears, I'm putting it toward "we are a tiny bit under this month because you all gave last month instead," and if you haven't given us money, you DON'T HAVE TO. (But you still can.)
they all appear to be made of Lego in Cheapistan.
A dog has a PayPal account?
I was lied to, adulthood sucks!
No, everyone knows he named it Windows because that's what you throw it out of.
A dog has a credit card!
Bob Mueller. He's the one!
biscuits for everybody!
Good to hear you're on the road again.
This wasn't your situation, precisely, but it came to mind:
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You do not want to get the Wonkabego up to 88mph.
Pics or...
When you're a star, she lets you do that.
from having 3 of them over the years, it is a good bet the transmission is made of dried pasta and duct tape...
Pay day tomorrow so some extra money coming your way
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Well, OK. Just share the blow.
You've got it wrong. Most of the time it is a "coolant leak".