Former Arkansas Gov. and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is celebrating Sacred Baby Festival with some duck hunting, and he happens to know what Heaven will be like: a lot of killing animals, plus shout-outs to a favorite brand of firearms!
I believe 1st day in heaven will be flooded timber duck hunt. Spent the morning in duck woods of Arkansas with .12… https: //t.co/7X9KaaGB9Y
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@Gov. Mike Huckabee) 1577129650.0
Yr Doktor Zoom had to go and spoil the fun, because he is a mean liberal who never wants anyone to enjoy themselves:
@GovMikeHuckabee @Benelli_USA "Couldn't actually get the ducks tho, since my son strangled the retriever."
— Doktor Zoom (@Doktor Zoom)1577131804.0
Apparently that reference to David Huckabee hanging a dog at Boy Scout camp in 1998 was simply too cruel a fact-based joke, because looka what happened!
Golly. Now that I've been blocked, how will I ever keep up with the lamest, laziest comedy stylings on Twitter? What if I miss one of his charming jokes about suicide ? You can't make me watch his dumb teevee show again; I did that once, so I never have to again.
I will, like Gloria Gaynor, survive.
Unlike that poor dog Mike Huckabee's son killed in 1998 .
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Huck isn't ashamed so much as he is shit-skeered of bad publicity, especially in a forum where his cult-followers might see it.
That dog asked for it.
Literally. In a Christmas miracle, it was a talking dog and he said to Dave and his buddy, "I'm sick. Go ahead and stomp me to death. I'm good eats, I promise."