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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Huck isn't ashamed so much as he is shit-skeered of bad publicity, especially in a forum where his cult-followers might see it.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That dog asked for it.

Literally. In a Christmas miracle, it was a talking dog and he said to Dave and his buddy, "I'm sick. Go ahead and stomp me to death. I'm good eats, I promise."

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And he has turned mean, very mean.

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(((What Fresh Hell)))'s avatar

Huckabee's an easily triggered little snowflake, isn't he?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The King Trump Version.

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skraal's avatar

But you need something more for mosquitoes, apparently:https://youtu.be/BHBbJAIcnBI

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Ruth is finally free's avatar

No matter how old or evil they are.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's perfectly fine for him to accuse those who disagree with him about abortion of being baby murderers, but don't you dare accuse his kid of being a dog murderer.

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gkshenaut's avatar

Technically, a .12 gauge shotgun would have a bore diameter of almost 3.4 inches.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

"Dear I'm Dead Now Diary: here I am in heaven first day, seems awfully hot though and oh here comes, this must be, is that Jesus? Why the horns and tail, though? I like a good joke but come on! Hey, why is that giant duck carrying a 12000 gauge and why is he aiming it at meeeeeeeeeeee????"

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jaycubed's avatar

But they are all HUGE SUCCESSES, each rising to the TOP of their own particular spheres of Failure !

And Jesus❤️Huckabee(s), not you.

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jaycubed's avatar

Huckabee just loves to squeal like a pig.🌽🕳

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Blue Cat's avatar

Did Sarah supply the rope?

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Mike Steele's avatar

(Next) Presidential Medal of Freedom awaits you, our hero, Dok!

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Shalimar's avatar

A semi-automatic shotgun? His aim sucks so bad he can't even hit things with a shotgun?

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acchomplished's avatar

Huckabee...Jowls killing Fowls.

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