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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Huck isn't ashamed so much as he is shit-skeered of bad publicity, especially in a forum where his cult-followers might see it.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That dog asked for it.

Literally. In a Christmas miracle, it was a talking dog and he said to Dave and his buddy, "I'm sick. Go ahead and stomp me to death. I'm good eats, I promise."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And he has turned mean, very mean.

(((What Fresh Hell)))'s avatar

Huckabee's an easily triggered little snowflake, isn't he?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The King Trump Version.

skraal's avatar

But you need something more for mosquitoes, apparently:https://youtu.be/BHBbJAIcnBI

Ruth is finally free's avatar

No matter how old or evil they are.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's perfectly fine for him to accuse those who disagree with him about abortion of being baby murderers, but don't you dare accuse his kid of being a dog murderer.

gkshenaut's avatar

Technically, a .12 gauge shotgun would have a bore diameter of almost 3.4 inches.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

"Dear I'm Dead Now Diary: here I am in heaven first day, seems awfully hot though and oh here comes, this must be, is that Jesus? Why the horns and tail, though? I like a good joke but come on! Hey, why is that giant duck carrying a 12000 gauge and why is he aiming it at meeeeeeeeeeee????"

jaycubed's avatar

But they are all HUGE SUCCESSES, each rising to the TOP of their own particular spheres of Failure !

And Jesus❤️Huckabee(s), not you.

jaycubed's avatar

Huckabee just loves to squeal like a pig.🌽🕳

Blue Cat's avatar

Did Sarah supply the rope?

Mike Steele's avatar

(Next) Presidential Medal of Freedom awaits you, our hero, Dok!

Shalimar's avatar

A semi-automatic shotgun? His aim sucks so bad he can't even hit things with a shotgun?

acchomplished's avatar

Huckabee...Jowls killing Fowls.