Donald Trump Has YOOOOOOGE, Beautiful Plan To Elect Hillary Clinton President

Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP primary for the purposes of making all the other candidates eat each other alive and just look dumb. OR IS HE? Well maybe he has changed his mind on the subject, because the RNC is being mean to him and saying things like "Hey, stop calling the Mexicans rapists, stop punching John McCain in the face, and also you are an asshole," which is NOT part of Trump's plan to Make America Great Again, so maybe if they keep being such bitches he'll run third party:

Evan Hurst

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