Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP primary for the purposes of making all the other candidates eat each other alive and just look dumb. OR IS HE? Well maybe he
Goddess, I hope not. I have to pay an entry fee at the local madhouse to see this sort of thing normally. I save a fiver every time he opens his upper sphincter.
the GOP has even got NPR shilling for the looney candidates as representative of the 'real America'. It's so sad. Daniel Schorr needs to come back and roast all of them on a spit, with votes.
Pizza eatin's classier with a fork! Everything is classier if you eat it with a fork, that's why I eat all my Three Musketeers bars that way, and not just the bite size ones, I eat the yooge ones that way too.
Goddess, I hope not. I have to pay an entry fee at the local madhouse to see this sort of thing normally. I save a fiver every time he opens his upper sphincter.
As a buttplug, "sticking" is kind of his first order of business.
It is the sighs of relief that make a Dem win look closer.
Yoooge write-in campaign.
"I'll be in my mini-bunk" ?
The TrrrrumpShall Hump You MainlyIn The Rump
As long as he gets press out of it, he will keep talking. And the media is feasting like a starving dung beetle*on Dim Donald's output.
*I know dung beetles just collect shit to incubate their eggs. My metaphor slipped the leash there.
Oh...I love to watch her strut...
Man, think of the good times we're gonna have phone banking for this clown!
To me, your slipped metaphor just means the press aren't even very good at being dung beetles.
I'm no expert, but those butt-plugs look a little pointy in places
while Trump stands in the middle of the stage and CREATES JOBS.
watch me pull this rabbit jerb outta my hat ass!
If the GOP really wants him out, all they gotta do is find some producer to offer the gasbag another TV show. That's his endgame, IMO.
the GOP has even got NPR shilling for the looney candidates as representative of the 'real America'. It's so sad. Daniel Schorr needs to come back and roast all of them on a spit, with votes.
Pizza eatin's classier with a fork! Everything is classier if you eat it with a fork, that's why I eat all my Three Musketeers bars that way, and not just the bite size ones, I eat the yooge ones that way too.
Mark Sanford? Larry Craig? Richard Nixon? John Wayne Gacy?