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Strong advocate for women (who haven't accused his dad of sexually assaulting them).


This Harvey Weinstein scandal sure is bringing out some curious reactions from men! (And by "curious," we mean WRONG.) Today's episode of that comes from Donald Trump Jr., a son of a puss-grabber if there ever was one. Junior is shocked and awed and appalled by the actions of this sexual predator who isn't his dad! Also too, something something Democrats liberal agenda honk honk snort snort Hillary Clinton. That's right, everyone, Junior is a fucking hypocrite AND he's stupid.

Let's take a lollygag through Junior's Twitter feed and follow each tweet with a quote or news item about his dad abusing women, just to remind everybody. To be clear, some of his sentiments are just about right, when it comes to defending women who are victims of sexual abuse at the hands of Not Junior's Dad. Like this one:

Well that's just fucking correct. Woody Allen is a fucking piece of shit, and we doubt any woman in America really wants to hear his mouth right now.

Natasha Stoynoff, People magazine reporter:

We walked into that room alone, and Trump shut the door behind us. I turned around, and within seconds he was pushing me against the wall and forcing his tongue down my throat.

He's right again!

Stoynoff again:

“You know we’re going to have an affair, don’t you?” he declared, in the same confident tone he uses when he says he’s going to make America great again. “Have you ever been to Peter Luger’s for steaks? I’ll take you. We’re going to have an affair, I’m telling you.”

Good point. For all the women who ARE coming forward and telling their stories about what Harvey Weinstein did to them, there are probably many more who aren't. It's awful.

Summer Zervos, former contestant on "The Apprentice":

I waited for about 15 minutes until Mr. Trump emerged. He had his suit on. I stood up and he came up to me and started kissing me open-mouthed, as he was pulling me towards him. I walked away and I sat down in a chair. He was on a loveseat across from me and I made an attempt at conversation. He then asked me to sit next to him. I complied. He then grabbed my shoulder and began kissing me again aggressively, and placed his hand on my breast. I pulled back and walked to another part of the room. He then walked up, grabbed my hand, and walked me into the bedroom. I walked out. He then turned me around and said, “Let’s lay down and watch some telly-telly.”

Zervos again:

He put me in an embrace and I tried to push him away. I pushed his chest to put space between us and I said, “Come on, man, get real.” He repeated my words back to me, “Get reeeeeeeeeal,” as he began thrusting his genitals. He tried to kiss me again, with my hand still on his chest, and I said, “Dude, you’re trippin’ right now,” attempting to make it clear I was not interested. He said, “What do you want?” And I said, “I came to have dinner.” He said, “OK, we’ll have dinner.” He paced around the room. He acted like he was a bit angry. He pointed out that someone had delivered a fruit basket. I felt that it was to show me how important he was.

Yep, a whole lot of people seemed to know about Harvey Weinstein, and a lot of people helped cover it up.

Speaking of open secrets, here's Donald Trump, bragging to Howard Stern about leering at Miss Teen USA contestants in their dressing rooms:

“I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said. “And you know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it."

Candace Smith, former Miss Ohio USA:

Ahem.

Let's do one more, then we'll be done making our point.

Yeah it's a shame Hillary Clinton didn't immediately accede to men's requests that she apologize for raping everybody with Harvey Weinstein's dick.

Donald Trump to Billy Bush of "Access Hollywood":

I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture —

I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. [...]

I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. [...] Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.

We are just saying.

Good job standing up for women who were sexually harassed/assaulted by people who aren't your dad, Junior, and also for throwing a jab or two at Hillary Clinton in the process, because that's definitely the point of all this. What a hero you are!

We look forward to your family opening the Trump Center For Abused Women Except The Ones Who Accused My Dad Of Doing It, Because That's Fake News. It'll be YOOGE.

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