Did you magically become a St. Louis Rams fan when Michael Sam joyfully kissed his cute boyfriend after Saturday's draft? US TOO! Donald Trump and his fellow idiots at Fox & Friends, however, did not! The several kisses were closed-mouthed and respectable, because Michael Sam only gets naughty on video when there are gay lesbian ladies throwing panties at him. (He is a lover, that Michael Sam.)
But even so Donald Trump thought it was "kind of out there." And everybody else on Fox & Friends got VERY MAD because some bigots in the NFL got fined by their private employer for tweeting bigotty shit about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend, and FREE SPEACH!
I do not care about the foozball draft or whatever it is but watching Michael Sam's reaction made me feel happy about it, whatever it is.
Was that that cake we like?