Donald Trump Simply Does Not Care For Gay Ram Michael Sam's Erotic Food Play


Did you magically become a St. Louis Rams fan when Michael Sam joyfully kissed his cute boyfriend after Saturday's draft? US TOO! Donald Trump and his fellow idiots at Fox & Friends, however, did not! The several kisses were closed-mouthed and respectable, because Michael Sam only gets naughty on video when there are gay lesbian ladies throwing panties at him. (He is a lover, that Michael Sam.)

But even so Donald Trump thought it was "kind of out there." And everybody else on Fox & Friends got VERY MAD because some bigots in the NFL got fined by their private employer for tweeting bigotty shit about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend, and FREE SPEACH!


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