Donald Trump Terrific At Saying Classiest Bible Verses Almost Perfectly

Let's talk about Dr. King with the white people at the Jesus school, all my brahs!

As per the ancient Martin Luther King Day tradition -- no, not the one where Republicans Tweeterspace about how they woulda been total brahs with Dr. King if they were borneded when he was alive -- Donald J. Trump has traveled to Liberty University, the mostly white clown college founded by late African-American Civil Rights leader Jerry Falwell, to talk about Jesus.

And oh, Dr. King would have had a freedom-gasm when he saw the turnout! So many white faces, their attention fixed on the yoooge white real estate developer with the hair, because they were required to attend!

And oh, the Bible fellowship that was shared:

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