Donald Trump To Jeb Bush: YOUR MOM!
Smile and remember you're not good enough, son.
Oh, now this is just sad, even sadder than the last time we said something was sad about Jeb Bush, like last week. Donald Trump has noticed that Barbara Bush doesn't seem to be be all that jazzed about being Jeb Bush's mom, and Trump's using it against him. Trump's new ad is just an interview with Mother Superior, where in response to "Would you like to see him run?" she simply says, "No, I really don't. I think it's a great country, there are a lot of great families, there are just just other people out there that are very qualified, and we've had enough Bushes." SICK MOM BURN.
Even Barbara Bush agrees with me.
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Now, Talking Points Memo points out that in that very same interview, Babs Bush DID say that she thought Jeb was the most qualified person in the Republican field, but that's like saying he's the longest turd in the toilet bowl. He's still getting flushed along with the rest of the poo, because, shall we all say it together? None Of These GOP Jerkholes Are Going To Be President.
But Trump is just being a big meany, imagine that. Poor Jeb is so bad at running for president, he's clearly the dumbestBush, and he's so desperate, he's seeking help from his brother, who is approximately as popular with American voters as ass lice. Meanwhile, Trump is out there really connecting with America's racists, and telling them how Jeb! is too "low energy" (read: boring ass sissy boy stupid face pansy lady) to be president.
And now Jeb has to endure hearing his mom tell him he sucks over and over again, and not just every time he sees her in person, or when they talk on the phone, or when she sets a bird aflight with a message in its beak that says "Jeb sux!" with specific instructions to poop on Jeb when it delivers the message, but now also, too, on Donald Trump's Instagram.
We almost feel sorry for him, awwwww. Almost.
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