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We would never be so naïve as to suggest we've reached "Peak Donald Trump." But at a rally in North Carolina on Tuesday, he spat words out of his apple-headed vagina mouth that, when strung together, sure do tie a lot of the overarching themes of his campaign together with a bow. First, the quote, then we will quickly dissect it:

“It’s called OPM. I do that all the time in business. It’s called other people’s money. There’s nothing like doing things with other people’s money,” Trump said while calling for the Gulf states to pay for safe zones in Syria. “Because it takes the risk — you get a good chunk of it and it takes the risk."

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/596114/donald-trump-has-exciting-new-real-estate-opportunity-for-you-syria"></a>[/wonkbar]Isn't that just the business? Trump will build a wall "safe zone" around Mexico Syrian refugees, and he's going to get Mexico the other brown Arabs he doesn't like to pay for it. For the record, Trump first talked about Syrian "safe zones" a year ago, but now he's talking about it again because of that thing his crap son tweeted about Syrian refugees.

Anyway, let's unpack this!

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/606780/harry-reid-says-donald-trump-not-very-well-endowed-with-dollars"></a>[/wonkbar]First we have Trump talking about "Other People's Money" right as we're learning ALL the exciting details about how Trump uses "Other People's Money" to fund his own supposed charitable donations, and that he even uses "Other People's Money" that's supposed to go to charitable endeavors to buy shit for himself (like paintings of his yucky body!) and to pay for his own fuck-ups, like fines he owes! And he's admitting that he uses "Other People's Money" in his own business endeavors too. What a stunning lack of self-awareness, for Trump to stand onstage and admit that yeah, all that shit Harry Reid says about him is basically true, the emperor has no clothes, the rich man ain't that fuckin' rich, and that his modus operandi in pretty much everything he does is to use "Other People's Money." He's scamming you, he doesn't care about the consequences, and he's enjoying himself while he does it.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/606796/trump-campaign-says-syrian-refugees-definitely-just-like-poison-murder-skittles"></a>[/wonkbar]Second, we see just how all his scammy business and charity practices are directly related to his idea that he will keep ALL THE BROWN ICKY-SCARY PEOPLE out of America -- whether they are Mexican Rapists or Syrian Poison Skittle People. Donald Trump will deliver all the goodies for America's xenophobes, racists, neo-Nazis and other deplorables, and he will do it using the same business acumen that's led to all his bankruptcies and his status as America's Most Embarrassing Businessman.

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/606144/coward-donald-trump-goes-to-mexico-too-big-a-pussy-to-demand-payment-for-his-wall"></a>[/wonkbar]Thirdly, and lastly, we see the flaccid braggodoccio that will ultimately be his undoing, whether he's undone on November 8 (if there is a God out there who loves us), or whether he's actually elected and becomes the most pathetic, weak, sad president in American history. Trump LOVES his walls -- both the Mexican wall, and the jewel-encrusted wall to be built around Syrian refugees, so they don't stink up his beautiful white America, to be paid for by the Gulf States! But do we all remember what happened when Trump was finally face-to-face with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto? Remember how Trump flew his spray-tanned chunk of human flesh to Mexico, and was too much of a pussy to demand that Mexico pay for his wall? Oh, he tried to say they "didn't discuss" it, but then it came out that the Mexican president's FIRST STATEMENT to Trump was that Mexico wasn't paying for His Precious Fucking Wall. And Trump was too much of a pussy to say anything back.

Yeah, Donald. You're gonna build a wall around those refugees, it's gonna be YOOOOOGE, and the Gulf States are gonna pay for it. Keep telling your rube followers that. Let us know how that discussion goes with the Saudi Arabian royal family LOLOLOLOL.

[Talking Points Memo]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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