Mitt went on the Jimmy Kimmel television funny hour, to read mean tweets sent by Trump and his taint-gobbler supporters. It was kind of funny! But Trump is not pleased:
I thought it was so terrible that Mitt Romney did that. It was false. But I’ll tell you, he shouldn’t have done what he did last night, he shouldn’t have gone on that show.
No never, just like Donald Trump would never take a break from his tremendous businessman lifestyle to host a reality show, or go on the "Tonight Show" or the "Late Show With Stephen Colbert" or ... wait what's this please?
Oh. And that was in December, so it's not like Trump was FOR Jimmy like a hundred years ago back when he was FOR Hillary Clinton or something. We can tell because Jimmy is all hot and scruffy and skinny in the above pic, and he didn't used to be that, not really.
But Trump went on to clarify that actually he's not saying it's bad to go on TV -- if you're Donald Trump! -- and that actually "Jimmy is a great guy," but when Mitt Romney does it, it's just sad and not terrific at all:
I thought it didn’t look good. Let's put it this way ... I don’t think I would have done that. I don’t think he should have been reading the tweets — the negative tweets. Why is he doing that? What's he doing? I thought it was demeaning. And nothing to do with me, I thought it was demeaning to him.
Donald Trump is concerned about Mitt's image, that's all.
We guess you will have to decide in the comments (which are not allowed) whether Duke Mittens Of Romney sullied his pure, luxurious image by doing knee-slappers with Sarah Silverman's ex-boyfriend, or whether Donald Trump is a fucking blowhard pussy who can't STAND being made fun of by the mean man with better hair, so he's lashing out, again, like he always does. Ayup, that's more like it.
